How To Handle A Hostage Situation In The Philippines
Send Manny Pacquiao to be the chief negotiator.
Manny Pacquiao can afford any ransom made by any hostage.
When Manny Pacquiao steps into the bus, the hostage-taker will be so star-struck it will give enough ample time for the sniper to fire at least three times (should he miss the first two.)
If Manny Pacquiao gets close enough to the hostage-taker, his left hook will knock out the hostage-taker.
